Sunday, January 11, 2009

ProblemThree...caution:profanity

...first i want to say sorry for my unorthodox methods...never was my intentions to do this,this way...truthfully,it was supposed to be a fairly short post,qiuck outlines of localized problems...with a little humor to help my nerves...nothing ever goes as planned eh ?...anyway...

I got the opportunity to go shootin' with some friends,on their dime.First,don't take that the wrong way.I'm not a mooch...typically if i don't have it,i'll do without,or,at the very least make do with what i got.I have ammo(not at much as i want,probably more than i need)but,i aint gonna waste any of it...not now,not the way things are in our world.I did however,decline to take any back home with me...i came with two full mags for my rifles,and left with two...i had four full mags with my .45,left with one.

We had a very modest array of shooters,i had two of my ARs' and one of my .45s'...there was four ARs',two AKs' and an SKS,three pistols,mine was the only .45...one HighPower,one PT24/7 in.40 cal(what a piece of junk...can you say 'jam factory'...bet ya can...two fail-to-feeds,two stove-pipes in about 8 or 10 mags)...anyway,we were popping off at about 50 yds with the long guns.Stakes hammered into the ground in front of the hill,held the cardboard.One of the 'joes' decided to shave the cardboard to look like a silhouette...me,i use regular paper(copypaper)stapled center-mass...
Alls going well,at this point.The 'joes' with me weren't bad,just undisciplined,twice i had to remind one guy to clear his weapon,before we went 'down range'..."why ?,no ones gonna be up there with 'em"...(remember that urge i told ya about ?...wanting to shoot 'assholes' twice in the chest !?...had it again)...anyway,after the second reminder,i've had enuff...started bringing up the hunger issue(i wasn't...but...)we decided to call it quits.Just for 'shits and giggles' i let loose my last 28 rounds(never 'fill' my mags...don't know why...they're mostly brownells,which say you can fill them) from the hip in a 'bumpfire'...oh boy was that a mistake...it led to a 'training session' so two of those 'joes' could learn how...the last hour(and remainder of the .223 ammo,as well as the bulk of the other 'joes' 7.62x39)we wasted hundreds of rounds...well,i've known how to do this method for a long time...well before the 'youtube' craze...most of my strings,at least went into the hill...some of the 'joes' rounds impacted 10 feet in front of 'em(scary)...others impacted who knows where(even scarier...but at that point i wasn't on the firing line,i was 'cleaning up'for the trip back)...i told them to end the day...i needed food...that was that...
...until...
We were heading out of 'the hill',about 800 yds down a two-track from the county road...when we broke the tree line,and could see the 'driveway',we noticed a couple cruisers sitting there...county deputies...two in one car,one in the other.At this point i hadn't seen the black sedan(yep...you guessed it...dotgov...)
The County Sheriffs deputies were polite enuff...respectful and softspoken...they asked us questions regarding the days events....we answered...
It seems someone heard the strings of bumpfire,called the police,and told them we were having a 'gunfight' with 'machineguns'...their words,not mine...
Next came the clowns from our dotgov...we had to pull 'em all back out for them to 'inspect'.
These guys are fuckin'robots'...asking questions,with no real response time given,before firing off more questions...all the usuals starting with "if you guys got automatic weapons,tell us now,cuz we're gonna find out" crap...trying to bait us into letting them 'search the truck'..."if you guys got nothing to hide,you won't mind it then"...at this point i was livid...my sarcasm was flyin',y'all would have been proud...
They held us up for about an hour and ten minutes...i waved bye to the deputies,showing my respect.I flew the dotgov guys the bird,to show them my disrespect...all in all i felt violated,felt like a common criminal(if there is such a thing...'common' criminal)...i guess the feds are everywhere nowadays...just waiting for their next big newsbreak...i can see it now..."Redneck white supremacy gang caught,in their training camp,with huge cache of 'assault weapons'"...ROFLMAO...

...well,thats about the least lengthy way,to explain some of the events of that day.Since then i've seen that same sedan at least three times...i reckon i've made a couple enemies...kinda goes without saying...i think i'm being watched...lol...

...hope those cheesedicks read this,if they do,i wish them a very heartfelt 'FUCKYOU'...'FUCKOFFAN'DIE'...

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7 comments:

Catman said...

Too bad you didn't have a pocket full of sand, a copy of the Koran, and a keffiyeh.

They wouldn't have bothered you.

Mayberry said...

There are entirely too many busybody asshole sheeple in this world, with nothin' better to do than report "machine gun fights"..... And yes, the fedgov JBTs are everywhere, with penis erect, just lookin' for some "homegrown terrorists" to bring down. Just to put a feather in their cap...... Be careful m'man, though I'd have flipped 'em the bird meself, HA HA! Bastards......

HermitJim said...

It's nice to know that the fedgov boys have nothing more important to do than travel the backroads looking for all the "machine gun fights" in the country area,s, and where are they in towns like Houston on Saturday night when there are more real gunfights going on all the time?

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

why in the sam hell would someone travel out to a safe locale to have a gunfight with machine guns? Isaid it before, and I repeat: i don't understand folks

Way to go with the sign language!

Bustednuckles said...

It's always nice to walk away with your hardware after an encounter with .gov types and the one fingered salute ALWAYS feels good. Unfortunately, fucking assholes like that tend to have a long memory and too much free time to keep fucking with you when ya aren't looking.

Watch yer six, they haven't gone away.

Just so ya know, this same scenario played out about ten years ago outside of Washougal Washington, where I live. It turns out they did have automatic weapons and they were terrorists out of Portland Ore , practicing for an attack, blasting away in a rock quarry out in the boonies and someone dropped a dime on 'em from a mile away.
So, I can see both sides of this story.

Bullseye said...

Ken, all I can say is...God, I would have loved to been there. Great story. And yes they are watching, you can bet on it. Listening too. Way to go Brother, I'm right proud of ya.

Ken said...

...wow Busted...ol'dude used that very same example...
...would worry,but we've shot in that same 'hole' damnear 9 yrs...hell,i know most of the landowners...not personally,but...
...i aint seen'em(doesn't mean they're not there)since???